Congratulations to Steve Yzerman


Longtime Detroit Red Wings captain and three-time Stanley Cup winner Steve Yzerman was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame last night, along with several other great players. I still remember when the Wings drafted Yzerman, and the long march afterwards to becoming a good team, competing with some of the great Oilers teams of the 80s, and finally challenging for Cups by the mid-1990s, when my friend Ron and I had season tickets to the Red Wings. We got to see some great games. Here are two stories about Yzerman, one from ESPN and one from Sports Illustrated.

The Most Depressing Year in Detroit Sports History?

You be the judge. Frankly, I was too depressed to look up exact dates, so the following is a rough timeline:

Jan-Feb.: The Detroit Lions complete the Most Depressing Year in NFL History, going 0-16 to cap off the horrific Matt Millen era, the absolute worst stretch of futility ever perpetrated on an NFL franchise. Note: this is really saying something, as the Lions have not had a good coach, quarterback, or truly outstanding defensive player during my lifetime.

March: The MSU Spartans make a magical run to the NCAA Final Four, which is played in Michigan. By itself, this is not depressing, as the Spartans really come out of nowhere and no one realistically expects them to win it all. However, I’m noting it here for two reasons: 1) The way they get so thoroughly trounced by UNC — a team I loathe above all others — in the championship game; 2) This is where the theme of “____ team doing it for the downtrodden city of Detroit” begins.

June: After a courageous run through the NHL playoffs, the defending champion Detroit Red Wings lose the Stanley Cup to the Pittsburg Penguins. Again, it’s the way they lose that’s depressing: after jumping out 2-0 and 3-2 in games, they lose a game 7 on home ice to the insufferable Crosby and co., showing almost no passion in the last few games. Also again, before and during the series there’s a storyline about how Detroit “needs” this title more than Pittsburg.

October: After leading the mediocre AL Central since early May, the Detroit Tigers stage a collapse of epic proportions to blow their lead to the Minnesota Twins. A 7-game lead in early September; a 3-game lead with four games to play — gone the way of the Dodo bird. Depressing. Again, the theme of the Tigers’ connection with the fans and city is invoked, and again the team fails to deliver. A modest winning streak in August or September would have put the division away — the Tigers can’t do it.

Also: The same weekend the Tigers are coughing up their lead, the Red Wings are in Sweden to begin the NHL season. What should be a triumphant home tour for many Wings, including captain Niklas Lidstrom — not to mention a healing process after Spring’s debacle — instead becomes a nightmarish lost weekend, as the Wings lose both games while displaying the same defensive breakdowns they did in the playoffs. Added to which, they can’t score. A very depressing start to the season.

Conclusion: It’s hard for me to say if this is the Most Depressing Year in Detroit Sports History — at least three teams were in contention for titles, playing meaningful games right up till the end, and some towns can’t say that for many years in a row. However, the way these seasons have ended has been depressing indeed (I didn’t even mention the depressing fall of the Pistons, the disastrous Iverson trade, etc.). Also, I feel that the whole “winning one for Detroit” campaign has been devastating to the pysche of the players. It’s too much pressure. If Jim Leyland has any hope of resurrecting the Tigers for this last game — perhaps games, if they force a playoff — he ought to tell the team “Forget playing for Detroit, go out and win this for yourselves.”

But what am I saying? The Tigers are a Dead Team Walking.

Depressing.

Eulogy for a Team

Last night, my beloved Red Wings lost game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals to that team from Pittsburgh. I responded by getting horribly drunk with my friend and fellow Michigander Mike Sikkema, who, to make matters worse, will be moving back to Michigan soon.

Anyway, in the interest of starting the healing process and getting this awful feeling off my chest, I wanted to write a few words about the team I’ve known and loved for so long.

I’m proud of this team. Not many hockey clubs manage to win the Stanley Cup one year and make it back to the finals, let alone win it (the Wings were the last team to do it, in 97-98). Over the past two seasons, in the playoffs, the Red Wings have had home ice advantage in every series. In every series, they’ve won the first game on home ice — and in every series except against Anaheim, they’ve won the first two games (although I’m a bit fuzzy on the opening round win against Nashville last season). That means they’ve been fantastic at taking control of series, guarding home ice, and finishing opponents off.

In fact, going back to 2007, the Red Wings were seconds away from being up 3 games to 2 in the conference finals against Anaheim. I believe they would have finished that series and won the Cup that year as well, had they not allowed a very late goal to tie it. Thanks to my buddy Carl, I got to attend this year’s game 5 against Anaheim back in May. It was a dream of mine to see this amazing team in person, since I know, from having attended so many hockey games over the years, that there’s so much you miss when you watch it on TV.

The Red Wings played a fantastic game. The speed of the team and their incredible passing and puck control were a joy to watch. It was especially thrilling to see the quickness and wizardry of Pavel Datysuk, weaving between players, hustling to back-check, and making crisp passes to open teammates. They won 4-1, and it really could have been more lopsided than that.

After that game and that series, I began to believe they really could win another Cup. Indeed, if they had continued to play as tough and fast as they did in that game, they would have. But I think the physical and mental intensity of that series — along with the injuries to key players like Lidstrom and Datysuk — really took its toll heading into the finals. I felt that the longer the series went on, the more it would favor the Red Wings, as they got their legs back and realized how close they were to the end. But it didn’t happen. This is not to take anything away from Pittsburgh, who played a good game 6 and basically a perfect game 7. We just didn’t have enough left in the tank.

So, it’s a summer of bitter disappointment and waiting. Every time something like this happens, I resolve to wean myself off of sports, tone down my passion, and just try not to let it bother me so much. But that’s tough to do. From having been a fan all my life, I know that the more you put into rooting for your team, the more you get to enjoy the victories. You get to experience the way a team can bring a community together — can, indeed, reflect a community, its values and foibles and personality. You get to feel like a part of the team. You get to really know them, to really know the sport, to understand the character of different players and how they respond to pressure situations. None of that happens if you remain detached and aloof.

When they win, it’s a relief and a release and something to savor for years to come. When they lose, it’s devastating. But that’s life and that’s sports. Between moving back to this part of the country, going to a playoff game, and generally getting sucked in and involved with this team, I’m in deeper with them than I probably have been with any team in my adult life. Ah well. Time to pick up the pieces and move on and forget about it as best I can —- till next year…

Sabres Game / Small Press Reading & Book Fair

Tina and I did a whirlwind tour last weekend, going to our first Buffalo Sabres game, zipping to the marathon Small Press Book Fair reading (where Rich Owens had generously invited me to read for Punch Press), then attending the Book Fair the next afternoon (Tina had to work, however). The Book Fair is an absolutely unique local event, which I was able to get a taste of during my visit last year. I was honored to participate this year.

Sabres game? Less said the better. We’ll have to go again sometime — hopefully when they’re playing the Wings, and with a bit better seats. Beautiful arena, though.

Click to play this Smilebox slideshow: Sabres/ Small Press Fair

He Shoots, He Scores!

Trust me, this is hilarious.

Some News

Charles Barkley is outraged that Turner Gill, UB’s (black) football coach who just led the Bulls to the MAC title, was passed over for a recent head coaching job…

Gill was just signed to a new contract at UB through 2013…

Detroit newspapers cut home delivery to three days a week*…

New York City
creates a “rat map“…

*there’s a story behind this, about why Detroit still has two newspapers and why they do things in concert, but I’ll have to go into that another time.

We Did It…

Unfortunately I can’t find video to embed but you can get to it here. Buffalo beat the previously undefeated, 12th-ranked Ball State last evening, and we are headed to…. The International Bowl in Toronto! Anyone up for a road trip?

As for me, I did complete my march to the Intramural Racquetball Championship at UB. I got a t-shirt.

And NOW, finally, with the last couple of papers and the end of the term in sight… I promise, for real this time, to get to the stack of poetry books that’s been gathering dust on the edge of my desk for the last several months.